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Security guard disperses football team.

Liverpool.F.C fans stealing policeman's horse

Man asking for a job keeping order on polling day

Crowded Ice Fishing

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

Victorian Pub Scene

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Justice for a heckler.

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

Noah's Ark gets a bit overcrowded.

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

"Gah! Too many people!"

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

Stadium usher of the month.

'Crowd control has never been easier since this Moses guy joined up.'

Pest Control.

Reverse speech

Mountaineer finds a computer at the top of the mountain.

'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'

' Pol Meeting'

"Impressive brawl skills."

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

'I still say making correct decisions would be a better way of preventing crowd abuse, Arthur.'

'I ain't afraid of no goats.'

'It's great for crowd control on walkabouts'

'Don't bother to sit down - we're leaving early to avoid the crowd.'

Greed Fair

"I find it tends to instantly lightens the mood."