Crowd Control Specialist Gifts

Security guard disperses football team.

Liverpool.F.C fans stealing policeman's horse

Man asking for a job keeping order on polling day

Crowded Ice Fishing

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

Victorian Pub Scene

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

Justice for a heckler.

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

Noah's Ark gets a bit overcrowded.

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

"Gah! Too many people!"

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

Stadium usher of the month.

'Crowd control has never been easier since this Moses guy joined up.'

'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'

"Impressive brawl skills."

Pest Control.

' Pol Meeting'

Reverse speech

Mountaineer finds a computer at the top of the mountain.

'Don't bother to sit down - we're leaving early to avoid the crowd.'

'It's great for crowd control on walkabouts'

'I still say making correct decisions would be a better way of preventing crowd abuse, Arthur.'

'I ain't afraid of no goats.'

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

"Look, isn't that Jane and Lester Hobson?"