Crowd Controller Gifts

Justice for a heckler.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

Victorian Pub Scene

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Noah's Ark gets a bit overcrowded.

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

Man asking for a job keeping order on polling day

Stadium usher of the month.

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

Reverse speech

' Pol Meeting'

Lonely Trump Rally in Tulsa

"Impressive brawl skills."

'Goodbye Granny, see you at Easter...'

'I still say making correct decisions would be a better way of preventing crowd abuse, Arthur.'

'It's great for crowd control on walkabouts'

'I was malled.'

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

"All the atmosphere of Murray Mound but in the comfort of your own home!"

The public and private lives of a football steward

Greed Fair

Security guard disperses football team.

Bus stop: A full bus stop with people standing holding onto handles like they would on a crowded bus.

'I like to get to work early and beat the crowds.'

The road-side on the Derby day

Miracle on 34th street.

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Long queue.