Crowd Controller Pillows

Justice for a heckler.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

Victorian Pub Scene

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Noah's Ark gets a bit overcrowded.

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

Man asking for a job keeping order on polling day

Stadium usher of the month.

Reverse speech

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

' Pol Meeting'

Lonely Trump Rally in Tulsa

"Impressive brawl skills."

'Goodbye Granny, see you at Easter...'

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

'It's great for crowd control on walkabouts'

'I still say making correct decisions would be a better way of preventing crowd abuse, Arthur.'

'I was malled.'

Greed Fair

"All the atmosphere of Murray Mound but in the comfort of your own home!"

The public and private lives of a football steward

Security guard disperses football team.

Bus stop: A full bus stop with people standing holding onto handles like they would on a crowded bus.

The road-side on the Derby day

Miracle on 34th street.

You must be as dumb as this post to sit in this section.

'I like to get to work early and beat the crowds.'

Long queue.

Liverpool.F.C fans stealing policeman's horse