Crowd Capturer Gifts

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Crowded Ice Fishing

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Mass Travel

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

How to engage an audience

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

Victorian Pub Scene

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

Justice for a heckler.

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

"Thank goodness they added more leg room."

Large Whist Party in Small Room

"Sam! I've been looking all over for you!"

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

'Honey, I just ran into the store. Did you need me to pick anything up while I'm here?'

"The name refers to the seating, not the cuisine."

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

Stadium usher of the month.

Sod off Home Hour

"Gah! Too many people!"

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus Squeezes Past Crowds