Crowd Control Expert Gifts

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

Noah's Ark gets a bit overcrowded.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

Victorian Pub Scene

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

Justice for a heckler.

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

Stadium usher of the month.

Man asking for a job keeping order on polling day

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

"Gah! Too many people!"

'Crowd control has never been easier since this Moses guy joined up.'

'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'

"Impressive brawl skills."

Mountaineer finds a computer at the top of the mountain.

Reverse speech

' Pol Meeting'

Pest Control.

'I ain't afraid of no goats.'

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

'It's great for crowd control on walkabouts'

'I still say making correct decisions would be a better way of preventing crowd abuse, Arthur.'

'Don't bother to sit down - we're leaving early to avoid the crowd.'

'Shocking, the overcrowding in our prisons.'

The public and private lives of a football steward

Greed Fair

"I find it tends to instantly lightens the mood."