Crowd Control Expert Prints

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

Noah's Ark gets a bit overcrowded.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

Victorian Pub Scene

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Justice for a heckler.

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

Man asking for a job keeping order on polling day

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

"Gah! Too many people!"

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

Stadium usher of the month.

'Crowd control has never been easier since this Moses guy joined up.'

Reverse speech

Pest Control.

Mountaineer finds a computer at the top of the mountain.

'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'

' Pol Meeting'

"Impressive brawl skills."

'I ain't afraid of no goats.'

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

'I still say making correct decisions would be a better way of preventing crowd abuse, Arthur.'

'It's great for crowd control on walkabouts'

'Don't bother to sit down - we're leaving early to avoid the crowd.'

'Shocking, the overcrowding in our prisons.'

Greed Fair

"I find it tends to instantly lightens the mood."

The public and private lives of a football steward

Security guard disperses football team.