Crowd Dynamics Enthusiast Gifts

'I still say making correct decisions would be a better way of preventing crowd abuse, Arthur.'

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"The unlucky lemming"

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Mass Travel

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

Victorian Pub Scene

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

"Let's not discuss it."

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

The end is near! There's one crazy lemming in every crowd, isn't there?

"Pop-up prison."

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

"That's against the rules...."

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

"I'm an anthropologist, but I don't know what the hell is going on here"

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

"I'm just worried that I've let myself become a follower."

Reverse speech

Men Retiring to the Drawing Room.

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

Just because you'll never have a boyfriend doesn't mean you get to bring everyone else down. Who cares about dating? Brnng. I'll get it. It's your prince. Hi? It's, um, Amy? Is, um, Teddy, like, there? Sure. I'll give you to him!

Student Body Socialization Program: '...and it could become very traumatic out there today, when we start forcing the cliques to intermingle.'

The interpreter

A panhandler with a sign that reads "A portion of the proceeds goes to him" and an arrow that points to another panhandler.

'It's great for crowd control on walkabouts'

Mistress and servant