Crowd Dynamics Enthusiast Gifts

'I still say making correct decisions would be a better way of preventing crowd abuse, Arthur.'

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"The unlucky lemming"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

Mass Travel

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Victorian Pub Scene

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

"Let's not discuss it."

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

"I'm an anthropologist, but I don't know what the hell is going on here"

"That's against the rules...."

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

"Pop-up prison."

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

"I'm just worried that I've let myself become a follower."

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

Reverse speech

Men Retiring to the Drawing Room.

Student Body Socialization Program: '...and it could become very traumatic out there today, when we start forcing the cliques to intermingle.'

'It's great for crowd control on walkabouts'

The interpreter

A panhandler with a sign that reads "A portion of the proceeds goes to him" and an arrow that points to another panhandler.

'The conversation flagged after Delwood died'