Crowd Dynamics Explorer Gifts

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"That one shows our office cliques."

"Call me!"

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'Are we us or them?'

These young people need everything spelled out to them! I miss the old days, when a wink was a wink, and a nod was a nod.

Group of people.

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

Man on Stilts in a Market

Larry David

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

Victorian Pub Scene

"It's just the boss building consensus."

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

"Welcome to the team. Now put on your Groupthing Glasses!"

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'If you know what is good for you, you'll let me decide what is good for you.'

"In this office I'm the dog and you are the sheep! When I bark, you move!"

"Stop signing memos with your initials, no-one is taking them seriously."

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

'The union card does it every time.'

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

"We need someone who's responsible."

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'