Community Dynamics Explorer Gifts

Church sign states congregation can't decide on carpet color.

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"That one shows our office cliques."

"Call me!"

'Are we us or them?'

These young people need everything spelled out to them! I miss the old days, when a wink was a wink, and a nod was a nod.

"God help us, it's that guy."

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

Group of people.

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

Larry David

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"It's just the boss building consensus."

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'If you know what is good for you, you'll let me decide what is good for you.'

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

"In this office I'm the dog and you are the sheep! When I bark, you move!"

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

"Welcome to the team. Now put on your Groupthing Glasses!"

"Stop signing memos with your initials, no-one is taking them seriously."

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

'The union card does it every time.'

Shy Man at Party

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

'So what if people are watching you. Aren't you also looking at them?'