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Church sign states congregation can't decide on carpet color.

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"That one shows our office cliques."

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

"Call me!"

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

'Are we us or them?'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Group of people.

"God help us, it's that guy."

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

These young people need everything spelled out to them! I miss the old days, when a wink was a wink, and a nod was a nod.

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

Larry David

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"It's just the boss building consensus."

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

"In this office I'm the dog and you are the sheep! When I bark, you move!"

"Welcome to the team. Now put on your Groupthing Glasses!"

'If you know what is good for you, you'll let me decide what is good for you.'

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

"Stop signing memos with your initials, no-one is taking them seriously."

'The union card does it every time.'

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

"We need someone who's responsible."

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

"Have you considered that your anger has something to do with the company you keep?"