Social Dynamics Explorer Gifts

"When someone doesn't like me I like them. . . when someone likes me I don't like them."

'I love our lunches out here, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched.'

Misery pretends to like company.

"That's why we all face into the wind!"

"Since you won't give me a cigarette, can I have a drag on yours?"

"We tried group therapy, remember? But no one wanted to be in your group."

'Switch!'

Having a nice day... Having an OK day... Don't even ASK!

'I'm his support system.'

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

'Oh just sniff her already.'

'Nice talking to you, but would you please excuse me? I need to get some air...'

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous

"Who do you think you are looking at, you bastard?"

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

Shy Man at Party

Bold, brazen woman.

"Life?...in a nutshell?...we compete for access to women."

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

How I lost 200 kilos of friends in just 3 months!

Gary disliked being pointed and stared at, but felt that, in the grand scheme of things, it was really the least of his problems.

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

"This guy bothering you pretty lady?"

Beggar

"I appreciate the overture, Nick, but I'm trying to cut down on after-work cocktails with Mr. Wrong."

"That top is so... interesting." "I love that you don’t care how your hair looks!"

"Call me!"

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"Flirting: past & present."

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"'The party' is our most difficult escape room—you have one hour to get out of a room full of extroverts."

I'm less concerned about the battle and more concerned about the microaggressions I'm picking up from you.

"Uh-oh. Mechanics."

Larry David