Crowd Participation Gifts

'It's a MEXICAN wave not an English one!'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Mass Travel

Victorian Pub Scene

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Justice for a heckler.

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Antiques for Oldies: Squeal Now.

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

Stadium usher of the month.

The Epsom Derby - Jockey Rides Out through the Crowd

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

"Impressive brawl skills."

"Next time, don't start the presentation by asking, 'Can you tolerate ambiguity?'!"

"We must assure the public that our fiscal review will not result in increased property taxes."

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

This town ain't big enough for the one million, five hundred and thirty two thousand of us.

"Hi, I’m David and I’m here because I like to introduce myself to other people."

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

"It's great to be a part of an online community that shares your interests!"

'Does my bum look big on this'

Greed Fair

The first projected loser: non-voters.

The public and private lives of a football steward