Crowd Participation Pillows

'It's a MEXICAN wave not an English one!'

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Mass Travel

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

Victorian Pub Scene

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Justice for a heckler.

Open Mike Night Presents the Comedy Stylings of Rudy Park. Did you hear about the iPhone that hired the best wedding planner in the country because it wanted a great reception? Clap. And then there was the autocorrect programmer who got rejected when he asked a lady out on a debate. The romance didn't last long when the cable tv box found out how spacey the satellite tv box was. Get off the stage! The one who invented binary code was a real zero. Boo. Hiss. I don't even get that one, and I'm gla

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Intramission

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

Antiques for Oldies: Squeal Now.

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

Stadium usher of the month.

The Epsom Derby - Jockey Rides Out through the Crowd

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

"Next time, don't start the presentation by asking, 'Can you tolerate ambiguity?'!"

"We must assure the public that our fiscal review will not result in increased property taxes."

"Impressive brawl skills."

This town ain't big enough for the one million, five hundred and thirty two thousand of us.

"Hi, I’m David and I’m here because I like to introduce myself to other people."

Stand up and be counted! But watch out for low ceilings!

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

"It's great to be a part of an online community that shares your interests!"

'Does my bum look big on this'

The public and private lives of a football steward