Crowd Participant Pillows

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Mass Travel

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

Victorian Pub Scene

Bayonne Festival

Justice for a heckler.

Open Mike Night Presents the Comedy Stylings of Rudy Park. Did you hear about the iPhone that hired the best wedding planner in the country because it wanted a great reception? Clap. And then there was the autocorrect programmer who got rejected when he asked a lady out on a debate. The romance didn't last long when the cable tv box found out how spacey the satellite tv box was. Get off the stage! The one who invented binary code was a real zero. Boo. Hiss. I don't even get that one, and I'm gla

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

Intramission

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

Stadium usher of the month.

Firemen's New Year

The Epsom Derby - Jockey Rides Out through the Crowd

Proposed solution to repugnant and obsolete St. Patrick's Day parade: add more saints.

"There's a trade today honoring vets. Wanna go?"

"Next time, don't start the presentation by asking, 'Can you tolerate ambiguity?'!"

Pork Power.

"Who made him Kind of the Easter Parade?"

St. Patrick's Day cancelled due to COVID-19.

"Hi, I’m David and I’m here because I like to introduce myself to other people."

"I'm skipping 'Happy Hour,' Carl—it's Friday night—zen tennis clinic at the shul."

"Kitchens are my milieu."

Royal Parade

Office worker balloon.

"It's great to be a part of an online community that shares your interests!"

'It's a MEXICAN wave not an English one!'

"Nice ass..."

Greed Fair

The public and private lives of a football steward