Sporting Crowd Member Pillows

I like the Jets...I guess

'My feet are killing me.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Mass Travel

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

100k Desert Crawl

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

David and Goliath.

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

Football Blockers.

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.