Sporting Scene Supporter Pillows

Man riding to Hampton Races

'My feet are killing me.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

Theatre Crowd

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Football supporters.

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Theater or football.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Referee cop.

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

The game comes first...

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

Football fan

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Football Stadium

"I take it your team lost again!"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'