Group Participator Pillows

"Hi, I’m David and I’m here because I like to introduce myself to other people."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Yes, that person there...'

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days."

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

Al Baldasaro

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

"I am in a buying mood, but I still can't afford to buy anything."

'I have proof my support group is plotting against me.'

"I'd like you to welcome Grinda to our group. Grinda has issues with potion abuse, poison apples, and a history of negative relationships with men and toads."

Hillary Clinton

Voter Rights

'I'm fed up with being told we're all too dim to manage any but the simplest of voting systems.'

Gamblers Anonymous: 'Betcha I recover before you do.'

'Not much of a support group are they.'

"AIDS awareness...immigration...voter registration..tackling dropout rates... We can make this country better if we all commit to getting active!"

"Our new MP promised a new politics, no more sleaze...a focus on local issues, on local needs. He said he wanted to be an old fashioned constituency MP."

"It's NBC. They want to know what it's personally worth to us for them to keep 'E.R.' on the air."

Alcoholics Eponymous

Hamlet on interactive TV.

'For a chance to win back your wallet, visit my website and complete the online survey.'

I'm attending a 3 week, 6-part seminar with 15 speakers to learnhow to think for myself.

Cats on social media

Donald Trump