Crowd Gatherings Pillows

A crowd of happy pet owners.

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Christmas Tree

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

The prying mantis,

The devil you know and his plus one

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

celebrating a birth.

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"You two seem oddly suited."

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Children's Party

Paul goes home for the holidays