Community Gathering Pillows

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden. Please don't tell him."

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Social distancing

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The devil you know and his plus one

Love linked

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The prying mantis,

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

AA Meeting Here Today

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

See you at the farmers market!

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Church Basement Foodie

"You two seem oddly suited."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Noise Pollution