Gatherings Pillows

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Fruit salad? Count me in!"

"So-Helen tells me you're dead."

Waiting for 2018

Celebrating Whatever - Celebration with blank modifiable banners.

'What do you mean 'what time are we leaving?' - we've only just got here...'

'There's always one who spoils it for everybody.'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'I forgot who I'm supposed to talk to and why.'

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

Coffee morning

"He doesn't belong to a minority."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Christmas Tree

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The prying mantis,

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The devil you know and his plus one

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

celebrating a birth.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."