Attending Gatherings Pillows

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

Sloaney Pony.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Christmas Tree

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

The devil you know and his plus one

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The prying mantis,

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

celebrating a birth.

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

Paul goes home for the holidays

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"You two seem oddly suited."

Children's Party