Attending A Family Gathering Pillows

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Ahhh...'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Christmas Tree

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Hi-yah!"

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

Polygamists' Picnic

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

celebrating a birth.