'We were forced to leave our last church when some visitors took our seats.'
Church Gatherings Pillows
Add a touch of comfort and faith to your church gatherings with pillows that feature uplifting messages or humorous church-themed designs. Great for home or church decor.
'That was the longest infomercial I've ever seen.'
"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."
"That was one #!@* good sermon preacher!"
Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.
Jesus swept.
BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'
'...And for those of you who cant remember the words...'
'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'
"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."
If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.
A crowd of happy pet owners.
It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.
"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."
'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'
"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."
Christmas Tree
Priest's 'To do' list.
#Thanksgiving #Nofilter
"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."
Wedding Day Itinerary.
"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."
'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'
Early Piety
"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"
Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.
Illustration from an Unpublished Novel
The prying mantis,
The devil you know and his plus one
"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."
"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."
"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."
Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!
"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"
"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"
Church Gatherings Pillows Collection
Church Gatherings Mugs
Explore our collection of faith-inspired mugs perfect for church gatherings and spiritual celebrations.
Church Gatherings Prints
Browse our faith-inspired prints, perfect for decorating your church or commemorating special gatherings.
Church Gatherings T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate faith and community, ideal for church events and gatherings.