Crowd Navigators Pillows

Cramped airport departure lounge.

Do Not Fold, Spindle or Mutilate.

Lose the will to live...with last minute Christmas shopping.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

"Sam! I've been looking all over for you!"

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus Squeezes Past Crowds

Sod off Home Hour

"Sorry. Full."

"The name refers to the seating, not the cuisine."

'Why am I wearing a helmet?...Why aren't you wearing one?!'

The Conversation Cafe

"Land ahoy!"

' Pol Meeting'

"I forgot to charge him."

'Don't get involved.'

"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout