Nhs Navigators Gifts

Doctor's Waiting Room - "There's nothing wrong with me, but by the time I see the doctor there probably will be"

'Guess my wait!'

Captain in a storm

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Slip Ahoy!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Touché"

Moustached gentleman

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Saved...life is good!

Titanic: How's my steering.

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Hospital Departments

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'