Gps Guru Giggle Prints

'You really are a gadget freak you know: You don't need a GPS receiver to find your way around here...'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Recalculating route..."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Bicycle sat nav.

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

London map drawn from memory.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Recalculating!

Recalculating!

'Backseat driver...'

"When the mist clears, turn right."

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

GPS HIghway to Hell

'Yes, Lewis and Clark, I'll giude you."

'A short cut is the longest distance between two points.'