Gps Skeptic Mugs

Sat Nav Directions.

"So it's left at the staple, then just follow this long crease."

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Bicycle sat nav.

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"I don't like space."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'Don't hide behind sales figures, Bill. We both know terminating me is philosophically unsound.'

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Recalculating!

Recalculating!

'Backseat driver...'

"When the mist clears, turn right."

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

GPS HIghway to Hell

'Yes, Lewis and Clark, I'll giude you."

First Cynic in Space

conclusive proof that the Moon landings WERE faked...