Satellite Humorist Gifts

"Hey. . . now the picture's great!"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Clown God

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Water is discovered on the moon....

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"Shall we put it in play?"

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Mars Rover

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"