Satellite Satirists Gifts

Tat Nav - Rag and Bone Man.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"The blood test will take a couple of days, but I'm pretty sure it's just ketchup."

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

Govt. UK led by Seance

"Doctor. I am speechless"

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Taken genetic engineering too far

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

Scientists have found proof that the mighty T-rex is related to the humble chicken.

Working On Silly String Theory.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

No caption. (A fish crawls out of a fish bowl at the end of a line of animals showing the progression of evolution).