Satnav Skeptic Gifts

"Turn right at...wait. I don't know. Sorry, but I'm lost."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'We're lost... I knew I shouldn't have listened to your directions!'

You Are Now Officially In The Middle Of Nowhere: "Signal, is lost."

"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Bicycle sat nav.

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

Sat Nav: G Spot?

St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'

"Recalculating."

That GPS was a real bargain!

Maps

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

Lorry driver goes through woman's living room: 'Sorry for the intrusion, love ... blame the sat nav.'

Intelligent Navigation Device...

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

"Next time, forget the breadcrumbs and just ask for directions."

Never get lost again! Introducing the Track Mapper - a navigation device for directionally challenged runners.

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

'Hello, and welcome to Acme Cable. If you're calling about a billing issue, big whoop. Get over it and pay the bill. If your cable is out, who cares. When it's fixed, you'll know it. If you're...'

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."

'In your price range I can rent you my wife and a foldout map.'

'Hope this thing's right.'

"Damned Sat Nav!"

"Ignore your SatNav."

The trips gone to Hell - 'Excuse me sir, we seem to have lost our way...'

Two flies at a flower.'You and your stupid rubbish SAT NAV!'