Satnav Sceptic Gifts

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Bicycle sat nav.

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."

St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'

That GPS was a real bargain!

Sat Nav: G Spot?

Maps

"Recalculating."

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

'I don't need a GPS. I'm guided by greed.'

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

Lorry driver goes through woman's living room: 'Sorry for the intrusion, love ... blame the sat nav.'

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

You Are Now Officially In The Middle Of Nowhere: "Signal, is lost."

Never get lost again! Introducing the Track Mapper - a navigation device for directionally challenged runners.

Queen of Hearts with Sat Knave.

"Next time, forget the breadcrumbs and just ask for directions."

'Hello, and welcome to Acme Cable. If you're calling about a billing issue, big whoop. Get over it and pay the bill. If your cable is out, who cares. When it's fixed, you'll know it. If you're...'

'Hope this thing's right.'

"Damned Sat Nav!"

"Ignore your SatNav."