Sat-nav Adventurer Mugs

"In 187 cubicles, turn right and the exit will be on your left."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

'Backseat driver...'

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

Warmer … warmer … little cooler … cooler … getting cold. Freezing! Ok, we're putting my GPS back on.

Tourist follows an arrow over a cliff.

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

Sat Nav: G Spot?

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

Intelligent Navigation Device...

Lav Nav

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

"Next time, forget the breadcrumbs and just ask for directions."

'Just think, dear - with the GPS up front and my mother in the back, you can be nagged in stereo!'

'In your price range I can rent you my wife and a foldout map.'

"Do I put Google Maps on driving or walking directions?"

The Inevitable Navigation System: 'You have arrived at your destination.'

"The GPS is great! It has the latest maps from Europe, North America and from Swedish furniture stores."

Two flies at a flower.'You and your stupid rubbish SAT NAV!'

"In two miles, psychologically prepare yourself to make a left across four lanes of incoming traffic."

Sat-Navvy

"You should have listened, I warned you that we were approaching the end of the pier..."