Navigational Mishaps Gifts

'The sonar finds underwater structure. You watch out for surface structure.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Emergency Phone.

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

Scarecrow Directions

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

GPS HIghway to Hell

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

If only they'd taken it with them!

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.

'Sorry I'm late for class, but I got lost again.'

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

"Flight or fight!"

"I think we've been going around in circles."

Airline luggage return: 'Next time, send my luggage to Paris, Texas, and me, to Paris France'

What happens when you swim with the wrong kind of dolphin.

Labyrinth of bureaucracy

'Landline go!'

'Sorry, I've just pressed the wrong button.'

Shopping nightmare

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"Please don't be on backwards."

Signs: 'hither...yon (under construction)

"What? The airline lost my luggage. I'm trying to make a statement."

The most unhelpful map.