Navigational Mishaps Prints

'The sonar finds underwater structure. You watch out for surface structure.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Emergency Phone.

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

Scarecrow Directions

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

GPS HIghway to Hell

If only they'd taken it with them!

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

Yeah, well, hindsight is 20/0.

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

'Sorry I'm late for class, but I got lost again.'

An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.

"I think we've been going around in circles."

Airline luggage return: 'Next time, send my luggage to Paris, Texas, and me, to Paris France'

"Flight or fight!"

What happens when you swim with the wrong kind of dolphin.

Labyrinth of bureaucracy

'Landline go!'

Shopping nightmare

'Sorry, I've just pressed the wrong button.'

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"Please don't be on backwards."

"You're dropping by since you're in the neighborhood? Hey, that's great. Unfortunately, we're in our car and, whoa, looks like we're heading into a tunnel. Gotta go. Bye."

Signs: 'hither...yon (under construction)

"What? The airline lost my luggage. I'm trying to make a statement."