Maritime Mishap Aficionados Prints

Yeah, well, hindsight is 20/0.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island with CCTV.

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

Exempli Gratia.

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

"Attention... attention... the winner of tonight's lucky oar prize is..."

A cruise of captains

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

That Sinking Feeling

'Petersen, you're fired!'

'What luck! A court reporter.'

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.

"Ed lives somewhere in the midwest and Jim settled out on the west coast, so I don't see them much anymore."

Pulling the Anchor Out

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

'We've been here for years -- We were thrown off 'Love Boat' for fighting.'

"Look, I'm very sorry Judy but I really feel I need a new porpoise in life."

Gay Pride.

"Hey Bob, look, a ship-wreck: let's check it out, it's like a magnet for scuba-divers..."

"Thank heavens I saved my teddy bear... he brings me good luck."

"If I don't come back for you, it's because our friendship was one of circumstance."

Message in a Bottle: Have a Nice Day

The Wooden Midshipman on the lookout

"No, I don't think these are adjustable beds. Why?"

"This isn't my order either!"