Maritime Mishap Aficionados T-Shirts

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island with CCTV.

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

Exempli Gratia.

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

A cruise of captains

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"Attention... attention... the winner of tonight's lucky oar prize is..."

That Sinking Feeling

'Petersen, you're fired!'

'What luck! A court reporter.'

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

"Look, I'm very sorry Judy but I really feel I need a new porpoise in life."

Gay Pride.

An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.

'We've been here for years -- We were thrown off 'Love Boat' for fighting.'

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

Pulling the Anchor Out

"Hey Bob, look, a ship-wreck: let's check it out, it's like a magnet for scuba-divers..."

"Thank heavens I saved my teddy bear... he brings me good luck."

"If I don't come back for you, it's because our friendship was one of circumstance."

"How lovely. Someone dropped a note asking if we need any help."

Message in a Bottle: Have a Nice Day

"Hooray! Here comes the iceberg!"

The Wooden Midshipman on the lookout

'Dear Lord, I really want to leave this island, but if it is your will, please send me a sign.'