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Shipwrecked Couple

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

The Rugby Throw Up.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Discus accidents.

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Yeah, well, hindsight is 20/0.

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

'You're just going to feel a little pinch, then a horrific burning pain, your eyes will roll back into your head, you will drool uncontrollably...'

'Petersen, you're fired!'

Message in a Bottle: 'If your reading this my hair do is already ruined.'

'Do you have any other identification?'

An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.

Sinking Ship Tattoo

"After all those desert island cartoons, I suppose we had this coming."

Shark scaring man into mouth.

"What are the bloody chances. . .??"

Stranded - stones spell out SOB.

"It's so huge that calling it 'Ark' somehow didn't seem to do it justice."

"This isn't my order either!"

What happens when you swim with the wrong kind of dolphin.

A man on deserted island watches barrels of coconuts drift towards his already coconut laden dwelling place.

Chef Considers Cannibalism on Desert Island.

'It's poison oak!'

'Thank goodness you made it! What are we going to have for dinner?'

Cruise industry faces the Italian cruise ship disaster.