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"Thank heavens I saved my teddy bear... he brings me good luck."

Gay Pride.

"No, I don't think these are adjustable beds. Why?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Deserted Island Logging

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'What luck!'

Yeah, well, hindsight is 20/0.

Deflating Island

That Sinking Feeling

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

'What luck! A court reporter.'

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

Pulling the Anchor Out

Sinking Ship Tattoo

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

"Ed lives somewhere in the midwest and Jim settled out on the west coast, so I don't see them much anymore."

"After all those desert island cartoons, I suppose we had this coming."

Atlantic - Ocean

"I thought this one for the captain's table, and this one for when we get shipwrecked."

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."