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"Thank heavens I saved my teddy bear... he brings me good luck."

Gay Pride.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Deserted Island Logging

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'What luck!'

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

Deflating Island

That Sinking Feeling

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'What luck! A court reporter.'

Sinking Ship Tattoo

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

Pulling the Anchor Out

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

Atlantic - Ocean

"I thought this one for the captain's table, and this one for when we get shipwrecked."

"Hey Bob, look, a ship-wreck: let's check it out, it's like a magnet for scuba-divers..."

"What are the bloody chances. . .??"

"If I don't come back for you, it's because our friendship was one of circumstance."