Tech Mishap Navigator Pillows

'Sorry, I've just pressed the wrong button.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

Cars.

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"No internet connection"

Scarecrow Directions

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

Road Construction.

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

GPS HIghway to Hell

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

Urban transport and speeding accidents

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'