Tech Mishap Navigator Pillows

'Sorry, I've just pressed the wrong button.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Fire Backwards.

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

Scarecrow Directions

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

Cars.

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

"No internet connection"

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

Road Construction.

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

GPS HIghway to Hell

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."

'Your kinect is broken.'

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s personal hell.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'