Bad News Navigator Pillows

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

Newspaper suicide.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

Nethead strip: Speak binary

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

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'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

Scarecrow Directions

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"No internet connection"

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

Information, Clarification, and Correction.

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

"We must be in the wrong wing."

Ban news chair

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

"It's tough being a media exec. There's always a threat of good news breaking out."

Road signs.