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Signs: 'hither...yon (under construction)

The Lost World: You are Here

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

Be open to help.

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Fire Backwards.

Shipwrecked.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

'Exit left in 300 yards.'

"We must be in the wrong wing."

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

"Don't be sad for lacking a sense of direction... I don't know the direction to Antarctica either!"

Road signs.

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

'No you don't get a map reading badge for knowing how to turn on a GPS!'

"Where have you been?"

'I'm sure the people who live around here will know where we are.'

ACE Airlines. Ask about our frequent flier bonus plan. I think it's nice of the airlines to give frequent fliers a free ticket to anywhere. They can go get their luggage.

Washington D.C. next right, or is it left?

You are here.

This Way/That Way

"But honey, I can't find the cornstarch and neither can the GPS."

'Landline go!'