Hopeless Navigators Prints

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Emergency Phone.

The Lost World: You are Here

"I am not asking for directions."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Scarecrow Directions

"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"

"We must be in the wrong wing."

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."

Road signs.

"Come and get me, coppers!"

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

"But honey, I can't find the cornstarch and neither can the GPS."

You are here.

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

Washington D.C. next right, or is it left?

This Way/That Way

"No, I have my ball. I lost the course."

Labyrinth of bureaucracy

'Gas, food, and lodging mirages- next mile.'

White Van Man Computer Game

Neither here nor there.

"We're both unemployed and we're broke...we have to go to that next level of American desperation."

Signs: 'hither...yon (under construction)

The most unhelpful map.

"So, according to this map we're at the other end of the street."