Reckless Driver Enthusiast Mugs

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

Cats on Board.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

Road Construction Blues.

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

'Okay. Where's the fire?'

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

The Off-Roading Commuter

Getting the Finger

'It's a hybrid.'

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

"I warn you, I came prepared for road rage."

"Well, at least he died doing what he loved best - flippin' the bird at some eighteen-wheeler on I-95."

You can't say I'm too old to drive. Road rage is the only thing keeping me alive.

"Oh, year...ice!"

"Your parking is improving."

Hunting man hits his host

'What? -- you were picked up for reckless driving by the Coast Guard?'

'Gah! I've been stuck in this fluffing traffic jam for an hour!' - 'Maybe I should catch up on my calls while I'm stuck?' - 'You have been placed in a call queue.'