Bad Driver Escapades Mugs

'What? -- you were picked up for reckless driving by the Coast Guard?'

Cats on Board.

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'Would you watch where you're going already.'

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

'Honey, I just ran into the store. Did you need me to pick anything up while I'm here?'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

'Okay. Where's the fire?'

'I took a short cut.'

"Thanks for letting me be your 'getaway driver' lads. My driving instructor says I need all the practice I can get."

The Off-Roading Commuter

My Smart Car keeps pulling toward the library.

"Where's the red cape, pal?"

'Excuse me, have you got a coat hanger? I'm locked out of my car.'

No caption. (Two drivers side by side. The car on the left is driven by a human and there is a Christianity symbol in the form of a fish on the back. The car on the left is driven by a fish and there is a similar symbol in the shape of a man on the back of the car).

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

"Your parking is improving."

"The cops were on to him"

'I collided with this stationary truck coming the other way!'

How's my Driving ? - Not that I give a fuck.

Learner driver conned into being a getaway driver

'I'm sorry for being fresh. It's what I do.'

'See the way that guy cut me up?'

'...somebody must be making a fortune!'

'We must be getting near the docks, dearest - you're hitting more sailors.'

Horse rider driving his car like a horse

It's not your day.

"Gotta hang up. My soap's on."

"I was reading the anti-texting billboard."