Stubborn Navigator Gifts

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

The Lost World: You are Here

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"I am not asking for directions."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Department of Nanotechnology

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

Road signs.

'We don't have a GPS or any maps, so this is the best I could do.'

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

"You're holding the map upside-down."

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."

Messing about in Boats.

"Here comes Gail—everyone play dead."

Car navigation

Washington D.C. next right, or is it left?

"It's one of life's great rules...do something great once and you'll hear about it forever. Do something great all the time and you're just another overachieving brainiac."