Jealous Navigator Gifts

'She used to sulk because I said she couldn't read a map. Now she sulks because I like the voice of the satnav girl.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"I am not asking for directions."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

Scarecrow Directions

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

"He's in a critical condition"

Jealous of a statue.

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

Road signs.

'Oi! Take your eyes off 'im - he's my bitch!'

"Comparison is the thief of joy, Mittens."

Recalculating!

"My last dog always too a right there."

'I want to go to my co-worker's secret vacation spot - it's warm, the sand is silver, and the ocean there is the color of Fred Yomp's eyes.'

'I took a short cut.'

Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.

"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

Man stops to look up at a road sign.

'If'n you don't stop talkin' to my honey, I'm gonna come down and kick the stuffin' outta you.'

Mildred had ignored the notice to airmen about heavy clouds of bats on her flight path.

Ca you find Pompeo on a map?

'And if I so much as look at another man, he goes ballistic!'

"Atheist are hard to recruit! They hate foxholes!"

White Van Man Computer Game

'Look - read more slowly - and don't sniff - and keep your feet still!'

Our Kevin soon had the snow cleared up.

After getting a GPS, Harold constantly felt outnumbered in family arguments.

"So, according to this map we're at the other end of the street."

'Soon you will be here. . .'