Jealous Wanderer Gifts

Jealous of a statue.

Wildlife

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

Mouse in an art museum maze.

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"We're looking for our local post office."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

'I think we may have discovered the elephants' graveyard.'

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"No one rides off into me anymore."

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

'I'd like to eat out for a change.'

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

Shadow

Jungle Man grows older.

"They say there's no cannibalism on the island, but they're willing to give it a try."

'Beware of dog' (with TV camera).

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

Billionaires in space!

'Oi! Take your eyes off 'im - he's my bitch!'

"Comparison is the thief of joy, Mittens."

Space Trash