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Jealous of a statue.

Wildlife

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Mouse in an art museum maze.

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"We're looking for our local post office."

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"No one rides off into me anymore."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

'I think we may have discovered the elephants' graveyard.'

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

'I'd like to eat out for a change.'

The Human Ape.

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

Shadow

Tree closed. Next rest area 5 mi.

Jungle Man grows older.

"We're not celebrities, and we don't want to get out of here..."

'Oi! Take your eyes off 'im - he's my bitch!'

"They say there's no cannibalism on the island, but they're willing to give it a try."

Billionaires in space!

'Beware of dog' (with TV camera).

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"Comparison is the thief of joy, Mittens."

"The universe"? Take a look around you