Mindful Motorist Gifts

Half Full/Half Empty

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Turmoil change.

Gene Therapy

Yoga To-Do

"Maybe this isn't the right heartless monolithic corporation for you."

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

Exercise vs Laxative.

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Question man

'I've been working on my asceticism and self-denial for twenty years now -- could I go down to Las Vegas to test them?'

Halal Meat Everywhere Shock!

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.

Conformity

A guru offers a fainting couch to a man.

"All I have is tofu."

I love Yoga

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

Don't sweat the small stuff

"I hardly fly anymore. The emotional baggage fees were killing me."

'Ever since this 'evolution' thing started, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching.'